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I'M going to dedicate my first column to Princess Beatrice, not because I used to secretly fancy her Mum, but for clearly having a huge sense of humour.
You see when I saw her at the Royal Wedding I just figured she had some kind of ugly disfigurement on her forehead, then when I put my specs on I thought "my mistake, she's wearing a giant curly pretzel." Turns out I was wrong on both counts...It was a hat, and this hat was available to bid on - if you had a spare Pounds 80,000.See the full content of this document
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; Heart of the Matter with Warren Moore
You can't fault the girl on her morals as the money raised is going to charity but come ...
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